I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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