I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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