Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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