Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
