2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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