She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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