big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It's shark week go big or go home
Randomize