Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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