he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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