she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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