I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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