I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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