I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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