At least make sure they are 18
Why
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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