careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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