You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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