yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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