i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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