Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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