Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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