Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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