Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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