Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i think im in europe. pls send help
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