I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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