That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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