I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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