Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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