I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We have started to decorate penises.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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