You work out of a Hotel?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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