new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Randomize
