Where is the hickey?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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