I didn't shave. On purpose
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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