He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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