I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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