Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
