The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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