I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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