Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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