Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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