yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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