bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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