Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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