after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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