Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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