That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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