Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i dont even know how to be here
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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