One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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