on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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