What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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