You're so nebulous sometimes
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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