; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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