next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
