Sry I called you an 8
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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