Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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