super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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