i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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