last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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