Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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